tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18360914.post8070960046430814772..comments2024-02-28T07:53:57.963+00:00Comments on Bina007 Movie Reviews: SKYFALLBina007http://www.blogger.com/profile/01622085135305501711noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18360914.post-59670964251213853212012-11-07T10:42:47.403+00:002012-11-07T10:42:47.403+00:00Maybe, I can believe George had a big dick.
But T...Maybe, I can believe George had a big dick.<br /><br />But Timothy Dalton didn't. Come on. And I have my suspicions about Roger Moore. Also, while he may or may not have a bigger cock than me, Brosnan blatantly used his on men. <br /><br />So all in all, I'm feeling pretty secure about most of the 23 Bond movies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18360914.post-17038582782425038812012-11-06T19:05:20.003+00:002012-11-06T19:05:20.003+00:00Dear thinly veiled anonymous, I think we all know ...Dear thinly veiled anonymous, I think we all know that even George Lazenby had a bigger cock than you ;-)Bina007https://www.blogger.com/profile/01622085135305501711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18360914.post-92112829070461011262012-11-06T15:20:20.283+00:002012-11-06T15:20:20.283+00:00Dear Bina007,
I think it's a perfect way to p...Dear Bina007,<br /><br />I think it's a perfect way to put an end to the namby pamby, touchy-feely, therapy-seeking, democrat-voting, female-sympathising Bond of the modern era. It was, in every way, an excellent prequel, an excellent starter, hopefully a forerunner of things to come.<br /><br />But at the end I was still left wanting the red meat, the rare steak and chips, to go with my nachos, which was hinted at right at the end. I just pray this truly puts a permanent end to a horribly self-conscious, Ford-sponsored, pathetically patronising, "modernising" run of Brosnan-inspired Bond awfulness - and ushers us into a new era of thoroughly male, bollocks out, chauvinistic, Baccarat-playing nonsense we have all come to know and love.<br /><br />The gadgets can change - the baddies can become less silly - Moneypenny can even be black (maybe)- but they really mustn't change Bond. He (and to a large extent M) must be Oxford educated, Savile Row dressed, a dead-eye shot, magnetically charming, dry-witted, Aston Martin driving, and, in our imagination, have a massive cock. Like David Cameron's big brother who flushed his pathetic-assed head in a toilet when he was young. Simples!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18360914.post-84332574618375567222012-11-06T09:46:25.334+00:002012-11-06T09:46:25.334+00:00Dear Anonymous, you're basically writing the r...Dear Anonymous, you're basically writing the review I wrote of Casino Royale. My argument there was a) I hate all that Bond kiss kiss bang bang bollocks but b) if you're going to call yourself Bond you should BE Bond c) Casino was trying to be Bourne ergo by its own definition, it was a failure as Bond, if a better film than most others. <br /><br />I think Skyfall is different in that it really does manage to balance a more intelligent approach to character with a fond appreciation of the Aston Martin and colourful villains, even reinstalling Moneypenny and Q. To me, this is the perfectly balanced Bond.Bina007https://www.blogger.com/profile/01622085135305501711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18360914.post-22513521516832180972012-11-06T09:36:09.104+00:002012-11-06T09:36:09.104+00:00I think "Skyfall" is one of the best Jam...I think "Skyfall" is one of the best James Bond movies so far. Daniel is great choice for Bond. He is real, he is human. This is most important. Great action + great script.Domaci Filmovihttp://www.filmovipreporuke.com/domaci-filmovinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18360914.post-53896910983093346212012-11-05T11:06:41.933+00:002012-11-05T11:06:41.933+00:00SPOILERS AHEAD
Now don't get me wrong Miss 00...SPOILERS AHEAD<br /><br />Now don't get me wrong Miss 007, all you say is true.<br /><br />Bardem, Dench, Fiennes, et. al were awesome. Harris wasn't strong enough for her role, and Craig and her didn't click. And it is, as action films go, a great movie.<br /><br />But weren't you even a little relieved at the end when the more traditional Bond set-up was revealed, and this whole prequel thing was over?<br /><br />Over the last three films - the okay Casino Royale, the execrable Quantum of Shite, and the latest Skyfall - I've felt like I'm sitting through a Bond therapy session, not a Bond movie. <br /><br />This effort will be critically acclaimed. It's got amazing visuals, one of the best and most complex baddies ever, and fantastic acting all around. And it's got a believable plot.<br /><br />But it still isn't Bond. I'm not complaining that Q-branch didn't give him better gadgetery - in many ways Q's role is the best redefinition for the modern era.<br /><br />And I'm not complaining that the baddie wasn't a 2D megalomaniac with an atomic bomb in a submarine. Again, the human element of Bardem's story added to his character.<br /><br />But the best bits of this movie were:<br /><br />1. The short scene where he bangs the ex-prossie in the shower<br />2. The homoerotic first scene with Bardem (genius)<br />3. The Bardem teeth reveal<br />4. The bit at the end where we're assured it's back to Bond business as usual.<br /><br />1 and 4 are great because they're quintessentially Bond. 2 and 3 because of Bardem (also 2 is quite Bond also).<br /><br />I guess to distil it - Bond isn't meant to be a good film. If I want to go see a good action film, I have plenty of choice. But I want to go see Bond.<br /><br />I don't give a fuck how he became Bond. I assume, somewhere in the back of my mind, that he has major childhood trauma, and potentially issues with his mum. But these thoughts are never given expression, because I don't care. I'm too busy enjoying him treating some poor soon-to-be-dead woman like shit, cockteasing Moneypenny, screwing the bad-guy in the Casino and then his girl after, driving fab cars, being invulnerable and super-stylish while blowing shit up, before returning to England via the good girl's vag. Call me old fashioned, call me a misogynistic narcissist pig, but this is what I pay for.<br /><br />It's a stupid, anachronistic, caricature, British fantasy. But it's fun. It doesn't exclude a substantial plot or characters - look at From Russia with Love.<br /><br />So enough of the back-story, enough of the therapy. Let's get back to Bond.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com