GLADIATOR II is glorious trash. I can't see it winning any Oscars, but the two hour plus running time flies by. There's a ridiculous gladiatorial battle featuring a rhino an hour after it starts, and an even more ridiculous one featuring sharks an hour before it finishes. There's a serviceable plot, lots of fan service from the original, and a juicy performance from Denzel Washington. I don't think it will do for Paul Mescal what it did for Russell Crowe. He has precious little to say. But I was, indeed, entertained.
The movie opens with an epic naval assault on a north African town led by Pedro Pascal's war weary Roman general Acacius. It results in Paul Mescal's warrior Hanno being taken prisoner and his wife being killed. (Note in this version of Rome, women can be warriors too - but they still can't have meaningful impact on the plot.) Back in Rome, Hanno manages to impress Denzel Washington's political mover and shaker and Gladiatorial sponsor Macrinus. Hanno does this by fighting of a ludicrously CGI'd warrior monkey - the only duff note in the whole film. For me, the joy of these films is that they scrupulously bring dusty, vital, chaotic Rome to life. I hate anything that brings me out of that.
And so the plot moves into gear. Hanno wants revenge on Acacius, little realising that Acacius is as disenchanted with the corruption of Rome as he is. Acacius has a loyal legion based in Ostia ready to launch a coup and install his wife, Lucilla (Connie Nielsen) as Marcus Aurelius' literal and philosophical heir.
The corruption of Rome is represented by the young, feckless twin Emperors Geta and Caracalla (Joseph Quinn and Fred Hechinger) and a largely supine Senate represented by the bankrupt Senator Thrax (Tim McInnerny).
Somewhere between the two factions lies Macrinus, a power broker who bankrupts Thrax and gains the ear of the Emperors. Is he on the side of Aurelius or opposed? Will he help Hanno or betray him?
The resulting film is full of amazing visual spectacle and kinetic fight scenes. I loved John Mathieson's cinematography and the CGI rendering of ancient Rome is I found it curiously chaste for an R-rated movie though. We barely see Acacius and Lucilla kiss. Macrinus hints as his bisexuality but apparently a male-on-male kissing scene was edited out. The twin emperors wear heavy make-up and one is meant to be gay, but it's all rather milquetoast. Still, I suppose sex scenes aren't the point in a sword-and-sandal epic.
GLADIATOR has a running time of 148 minutes and is rated R. It is on release in the UK and opens on November 22nd in the USA.
Spoilers follow: it's hard not to watch this film in light of the US election and to see clear parallels with the corruption of Rome and the newly installed kakocracy in America. One could argue that Caracalla's appointment of Dondas is equivalent to Trump's nomination of Gaetz. And that the pure power philosophy of Macrinus, so Nietzschean, is that of Trump. And there's something tragic and true in Macrinus calling bullshit on the Dream of Rome. Aurelius may have wanted to restore power to the Senate and People of Rome, but he wasn't about to end slavery. Macrinus' nihilism actually makes more sense than all the Hollywood schmalz, especially if you know anything about Roman history.
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