IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU has a running time of 113 minutes and is rated R. It played Sundance and Berlin 2025.
Monday, February 24, 2025
IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU**** - Berlin Film Festival 2025
Sunday, February 23, 2025
DREAMS aka DROMMER*** - Berlin Film Festival 2025 Golden Bear Winner
BLUE MOON***** - Berlin Film Festival 2025
BLUE MOON has a running time of 100 minutes and is rated R. It had its world premiere at the Berlin Film Festival.
Saturday, February 22, 2025
HOT MILK** - Berlin Film Festival 2025
HOT MILK is rated R and has a running time of 92 minutes. It had its world premiere at Berlin 2025.
LURKER** - Berlin Film Festival 2025
It's a story that we have seen many times on screen, typically done better, from ALL ABOUT EVE to THE TALENTED MR RIPLEY. A slightly creepy acolyte of a charismatic star becomes a cuckoo in the nest, usurping the places of the hitherto best friends and ultimately of the star themselves. In LURKER, the star, a feckless young musician called Oliver, is played by the charismatic young British actor Archie Madekwe, who has graduated from usurped friend in SALTBURN to object of attraction here. His stalker, Matthew, is played by Theodore Pellerin, all innocent, voluble face and seething jealousy.
Over the course of the film we see the star, Oliver, quickly pick his lurker, Matthew up, and make him Instagram-famous. Of course, when Oliver and his crew then turn their attention to Matthew's colleague Jamie, Matthew quickly becomes violently possessive. Only Oliver's solo female friend Shai (played beautifully by Havana Rose Liu) is on to Matthew from the start.
The performances are all good, and there are some genuinely hilarious moments of Entourage-style bros hanging out and social satire of vapid, narcissistic stars. But I felt like Alex Russell didn't have the courage of his convictions or the willingness to push the film into more edgy psycho-sexual areas. The result was a film that kind of meandered its way into an ending that felt - dare I say it - derivative of HBO's awful TV series The Idol. In that show we spent a lot of the episodes thinking the star was captive to the lurker only to find out that it was the lurker who was being exploited all along. I don't know who wrote which ending first, but needless to say that this LURKER felt like a stitched together version of so many similar films and shows that I was never surprised by it and never entranced by it.
LURKER has a running time of 100 minutes. It played Sundance and Berlin 2025.
THE THING WITH FEATHERS**** - Berlin Film Festival 2025
THE THING WITH FEATHERS has a running time of 98 minutes. It played Sundance and Berlin 2025.
Friday, February 21, 2025
LA CACHE aka THE SAFE HOUSE**** - Berlin Film Festival 2025
LA CACHE has a running time of 90 minutes and had its world premiere today at the Berlin Film Festival.
Wednesday, February 19, 2025
THE LAST SHOWGIRL***
THE LAST SHOWGIRL is a slight film at just shy of 90 minutes and slighter still in plot and characterisation. The pull is that Pamela Anderson gives a lovely performance as an ageing Vegas showgirl called Shelly whose long-running and old-fashioned Revue is being shut down. This prompts her to attempt to connect with her estranged daughter Hannah (Billie Lourd). Hannah is resentful that Shelly put her "nudie show" ahead of being a good mother, but Shelly rightly points out that she was doing the best with what she had. It's an exchange that drips with sincerity from Anderson's Shelly but Lourd is just not giving anything as her scene partner. Perhaps unsurprisingly, in a script that never surprises, Shelly is more of a mother to her "found family" - two younger dancers played beautifully by Kiernan Shipka and Brenda Song. All three have to some extent bought into Shelly's myth of following one's passion and being a dancer, but in a brief and heartbreaking scene, Shipka's character hints at what happens when you take on an unconventional job to your family's disapproval. We feel that the younger girls may have a future, but what of Shelly? She shouts to an uncaring but honest producer (Jason Schwartzman) that she's 57 and beautiful but we know her career is basically done. Is her delusion dancing on stage any better or worse than that of her best friend who waitresses and gambles and is now homeless? Jamie Lee Curtis was nominated for a Bafta for her role, and it's vulnerable and bold, but as with so much of this film never really moved beyond the obvious. I just wanted more depth from Kate Gersten's script and more from the lo-fi direction from Gia Coppola.
THE LAST SHOWGIRL is rated R and has a running time of 88 minutes. It played Toronto 2024 and was released in the USA in December 24. It will be released in the UK on February 28th 2025.
Sunday, February 16, 2025
SLY LIVES! AKA THE BURDEN OF BLACK GENIUS*****
BRIDGET JONES: MAD ABOUT THE BOY****
Friday, February 14, 2025
ALL WE IMAGINE AS LIGHT*****
ALL WE IMAGINE AS LIGHT has a running time of 118 minutes. It played Cannes, Toronto, Telluride and London 2024. It is available to stream.
Sunday, February 09, 2025
SEPTEMBER 5*****
As the film opens we are in the dark, claustrophobic ABC sports-room recreated by director Tim Fehlbaum in precise detail. The journalists hear shots fired and suddenly realise they are in the midst of an attack. They have to figure out how to wheel heavy camera equipment out to the village to shoot footage of the apartments where the Olympians are being held. And they have to wrestle satellite slots to broadcast what they have. In a powerful and pivotal performance, Leonie Benesch (THE WHITE RIBBON) plays a young German journalist who has to become an impromptu translator, listening in to police radio and local news reports. Meanwhile, the always brilliant Peter Sarsgaard plays the Sports-journo boss who has to wrestle with his home news team who argue that mere sports reporters are out of their depth, and retain control of "his" story.
There are two iconic and notorious moments. The first is when the journalists realise that the terrorists are actually watching their footage, and can see German cops attempting a rescue operation, because no-one switched off the TV feed to the apartment block. It's then that we get that iconic image of the hooded terrorist looking out of the apartment window and straight down the barrel of the TV camera. The second iconic and notorious moment is when an ABC journalist (played brilliantly here by John Magaro) chooses to relay an unconfirmed report that all the sportsmen have been released alive and well. He wants the scoop. Simple as.
Kudos to Fehlbaum, his production team and in particular his editor Hansjoerg Weissbrich, for creating a film of such taut, spare, suspense and high stakes. The look and feel of it take you right into 1972 and into the fast-paced need for judgment. It gives you sympathy for real people making tough choices in uncharted territory. Most of all, I loved the way in which the real footage of on-air broadcasts was seamlessly woven into the fictional recreation. So you can see Magaro's character speaking apparently to an on-air presenter and that presenter relaying the information he has been given. It's a masterclass of editorial brilliance.
SEPTEMBER 5 is rated R and has a running time of 95 minutes. It played Venice, Toronto and Telluride 2024. It was released in the USA on January 17th and in the UK on February 6th.
THE ORDER****
We are in early 80s small-town mid-western America and this film is based on a real-life story. The Feds are on the trail of a young charismatic neo-Nazi who is orchestrating a series of bank robberies to fund his war on America. His foundational text is the same one that inspired the Jan 6 insurrection. Nicholas Hoult is the cult-leader Bob Mathews - handsome and convincing. Mathews is sinister in how low-key he is but also how swiftly he can whip up a mob. Jude Law continues to give career-best performances in his middle-career - following his turn as a truly sinister Henry VIII in FIREBRAND - with this self-effacing performance as a decent but scarred and often ill-judged Fed called Terry Husk.
Screenwriter Zach Baylin (CREED III) crafts a spare and slowly-ratcheting anxiety-inducing script. The pivotal relationship is between Husk and Mathews who contain enough humanity to somehow not be able to take that pre-emptive shot. But I also loved the scenes between Hoult's Mathews an his father, a David Duke type figure played convincingly by Victor Slezak.
THE ORDER plays like an old-fashioned police procedural, much as the recent JUROR NO 2 (also starring Hoult) played like an old-fashioned courtroom drama. I am here for it. I love the feeling of being in a handsomely-made, well-played, slow-burn, patient, unflashy, grown-up thriller. There is nothing not to like about this film.
THE ORDER played Venice and Toronto 2024 and is available to stream on Amazon Prime. It is rated R and has a running time of 116 minutes.