Tuesday, September 19, 2006

DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE - Smut! (Part One)

DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE is a deliberately so-bad-it's-funny movie that is all about hot chicks in bikinis using wire-fu badly to kick the shit out of big buff guys. They do this is an international fight-off staged by an ageing hippie who turns out to be an wacko megalomaniac (who knew?!). It's all improbable script, wooden acting, unimaginative lame fight scenes and Bond-like desert island. However, I am told by those who know that a lot of the characters from the video game are there and the "bouncing boob" quotient is also sufficent. There are scenes with wet t-shirts and volleyball. Clearly, I am not the target demographic for this flick and I went to see it coz I lost a bet, but even *I* found it amusing enough for the eighty-five minute duration. As smut goes, this is actually rather mild, and one suspects that your average thirteen-year-old would get better value for money from a copy of Hustler. But what do I know?

DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE is on release in Australia, Italy, the UK and opens in Hong Kong and Turkey on Friday. It opens in Poland on Sep 29th, Germany on Oct 5th, Sweden on Oct 13th, the USA on Oct 20th, in Brazil and Spain in November and in the Netherlands and Estonia in December. DOA finally opens in Belgium on Jan 3rd 2007.

5 comments:

  1. Ladies and gentlemen, Bina,

    Meet the target demographic.

    DOA was a fabulous video game - it combined fast paced fighting action, easy to pull off counter moves, interactive arenas, and an option to adjust the bouncyness of the female character's breasts.

    And now this film adds volleyball and wet tshirts. How do they think of this stuff.

    God bless them.

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  2. Oh goodness. I have no interest in this but I have a feeling the boys will be dragging me along. Hopefully I'll enjoy it as much as you did.

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  3. Niko, baby, you were to old for the target demographic about a year ago!

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  4. I have two words for you Bina. Breasts, and breasts. The 2Bs.

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  5. Mmmmm, breasts.

    I remember when Matt first got DOA (the game) he was telling me about the bouncing beasts option (note the missing letter which is not a typo lmao). He knew that this option effected how much the women's tits bounced up & down but I had to point out to him that it was probably a mistake & should've said bouncing breasts. Oh how I laughed! :-D

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