Thursday, October 16, 2025
NO OTHER CHOICE***** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 9
Friday, March 21, 2025
MICKEY 17*****
MICKEY 17 is Korean writer-director Bong Joon Ho's much anticipated follow-up to his Oscar-winning political satire, PARASITE. Once again, his concerns are with economic inequality and political hypocrisy, and as with PARASITE, MICKEY 17 contains moments of trenchant laughter. But the mood here is lighter, zanier, looser, and altogether more.... gonzo than PARASITE. The political satire is broad and crude, the violence is ultra, but at heart this is a gorgeous love story and a plea for humanity.
Robert Pattinson continues to make astonishingly good career choices and stars as the eponymous Mickey. He's basically a harmless but feckless and aimless man in a near-future dystopia. On the run from mafia loansharks, abetted by his supposed best mate Timo (Steven Yeun), Mickey stupidly signs up to be an Expendable. He is basically an indentured slave to an exploitative space colonisation mission, put in harms way, killed again and again, and then just reprinted out. As the film opens, we are on the seventeenth iteration.
Joy of joys! Feckless Mickey somehow falls in love and lust with Naomie Ackie's kickass space-cop Nasha and she loves him back! In fact, I would read this film as a love story most of all. Improbable, hilarious, sexy, weird, but a love story nonetheless. But things get weird when Mickey 17 is somehow alive at the same time as his sassier, more mischievous reprint Mickey 18. And both set out to rise up against the kleptocratic rule of a character clearly based on Trump, with a Macchiavellian wife modelled on Imelda Marcos. Mark Ruffalo seems to be reprising his role in POOR THINGS here, but it's a no less fun turn for that. But the star of the show is clearly Pattinson. And the the Creepers. I won't say more for fear of spoiling the plot but I would pay a LOT of money for a plushy that looks like a baby creeper.
MICKEY 17 has a running time of 137 minutes and is rated R. It is on global release.
Sunday, December 29, 2024
RUMOURS***
RUMOURS is rated R and has a running time of 104 minutes. It played Cannes 2024 and opened in October in the USA and earlier this month in the UK.
Sunday, September 15, 2024
THE SUBSTANCE*****
Saturday, November 18, 2023
AMERICAN FICTION****
Thursday, October 05, 2023
SALTBURN** - BFI London Film Festival 2023 - Opening Night Gala
SALTBURN has a running time of 127 minutes. It will open in the USA on November 24th.
Saturday, September 16, 2023
EL CONDE*****
The question this film raises is where evil resides. Can it be isolated to Satan? To a single power- (and blood-) hungry general? To the soldiers that carried out his terror? To the businessmen and family members that grew rich in his regime? To the Catholic Church rich on ill-gotten donations? To the foreign political powers who supported his coups? To the country, England, that had benefited from his military intelligence in the Falklands war?
As an ardent Thatcherite I might object at Stella Gonet's portrayal of Thatcher as a fellow blood-sucking political player, but that would to ludicrously miss the point. Thatcher DID admire Pinochet's fight against Communism and acknowledge Chile's help in the war. That realpolitik may not sit well with the British public but it's a truth we have to reckon with, just as Chile has to reckon with Pinochet's legacy in their own country. The film uses provocative dark humour to rightly leave us all uncomfortable at our own complicity.
So kudos to Larrain and writer Guillermo Calderon for creating a deeply unsafe but also hilarious vampire movie, as provocative in its depiction of vampires and religion as Park Chan Wook's THIRST. But also a film that at root is a fucked-up five-person love story - the sexual and financial jealousy runs deep between Marie-Antoinette, Margaret Thatcher, Pinochet, his wife and his valet. Yep. That's the kind of film this is.
Elsewhere, praise for cinematographer Ed Lachman (CAROL) for his stunning black and white photography, and to the actors Jaime Vadell (Pinochet), Paula Luchsinger (the nun), Gloria Muenchmeyer (Pinochet's wife) and a scene-stealing turn by Alfredo Castro as the valet.
EL CONDE has a running time of 110 minutes and is rated R. It played Venice and Telluride 2023, went on limited cinematic release last week, and is on Netflix this week.
Monday, August 28, 2023
AFIRE*
Saturday, October 09, 2021
THE HAND OF GOD**** - BFI London Film Festival 2021 - Day 4
Paolo Sorrentino’s THE HAND OF GOD begins as a kind of group portrait of working class Neapolitans in the 1980s. It has the feel of a menagerie of grotesques, and Sorrentino feels no politically correct restriction on mocking the fat, the disabled, the absurdly made-up or the mentally ill. This might sound distasteful and yet, and yet, over that hour we come to feel a kind of familial familiarity with these everyday oddballs, delighting in their joy when Maradona signs for Napoli and enjoying their practical jokes. We even come to admire and love the genuinely loving mother and father of the family, delighting in the depiction of an ordinary happy marriage.
Observing all of this loveable craziness is the younger son of the family, Fabie, whose quiet gaze is pre-directorial. For this is the third film in two days that I've watched where a director tells a fictionalised version of their childhood. And to be sure, Sorrentino is not going to spend the second hour of this film in rather trivial but engrossing depictions of life in 1980s Napoli. Instead, major life events occur that force Fabie into being the protagonist rather than voyeur of his own life, and of this film.
I absolutely adored this movie. It is by turns hilarious and tragic and strange and whimsical. I merely dock it a star for having had an obvious ending point (for me) in a cathartic playground scene, but lingers for thirty minutes longer.
THE HAND OF GOD has a running time of 130 minutes and played Venice 2021. It wil be released on Netflix on December 15th.
Thursday, December 19, 2019
PARASITE
This film is beautifully constructed, acted and built. The modernist house and sub-basement are meticulously created. The script is at turns hilarious, tragic and absurd. The performances both move one to tears and laughter. The film isn't without its longeurs in the middle section, and I would've ended it ten minutes before it ends, but this is nothing in a film of such originality and audacity. There's a particular scene, where the poor family sneak out of the rich house on the hill, through pouring rain and flooded streets, down and down through the city's streets and staircases, to the hellish world of the flooded sub-basement. It's poetic and tragic.
As with THE KINGMAKER this is a film that speaks to us in the West. The income inequality and class prejudice resonate. You could easily remake this film set in the OC, or in Notting Hill. And I'm sure somebody will.
PARASITE has a running time of 132 minutes and is rated R. The film played Cannes 2019 where it won the Palme D'Or by unanimous verdict. It also played Telluride and Toronto. It opened in the USA in October and opens in the UK on February 20th 2020.
Tuesday, July 09, 2019
THE DEAD DON'T DIE
Sunday, May 05, 2019
DONBASS
It opens with people running through town fleeing troops, but it turns out that they're extras being directed in a video shoot to create a fake news blast. This is the kind of maddening fakery that occurs throughout the film to create a feeling of sickening unmooring from the truth. Later on a rich businessman is shaken down by local troops. He owns his car? Fine. Prove it by handing it over to the local militia to use for their war effort. All of these short stories add up to a sense of Kafka-esque craziness. But then, every once in a while, one of these crazy stories in interspersed with one of simple suffering and its jarring and all the more moving. There's one particularly awful one where we're taken inside a small, dark, damp shelter housing many families. Our guide is a smart sparky kid proudly showing us his "room" - the upper bunk bed in a room full of many such beds, with damp trickling down the wall, and everyone dressed in multiple layers of clothes to keep warm. The overall impact is brutal, provocative and compelling. This is must-watch cinema.
Friday, April 26, 2019
LORO
Imagine, then, my disappointment in finding LORO to be a rather toothless affair. Worse still, baggy, directionless, dare I say it? Dull! Maybe this is a result of the format that I watched - a still over-long 150 minute compression of what were originally two separate feature films released in Italy last year. But that still doesn't excuse this highly disjointed, weird final product.
The film opens with its focus on a sleazy low-level businessman who wants to move into the orbit of "him". He pimps out pretty much every woman he knows, including his partner, for advancement. He courts one of Berlusconi's mistresses. And makes a final expensive gamble - filling a villa with prostitutes and drugs and dance music - hoping to tempt Berlusconi to this apparently all-summer long bunga bunga party. This section is really dull. It feels like a succession of beautifully shot living tableaux, set to moronic dance music. Endless shots of scantily clad women. At some point you ask yourself when the depiction of sexual exploitation is itself exploitative - when the depiction of vacuous people is itself vacuous.
It's only about an hour into the film that we meet Silvo, as played by the always charismatic Toni Servillo. The disappointment is that Silvio is shown in an almost sympathetic light. He's out of office and out of the good graces of his wife - showing a vulnerability that's disarming. As the audience, we delight in him flexing his con artist muscles, persuading a random Italian housewife to buy a non-existent flat that she can't afford. THIS is the movie I wanted. A movie that explained Berlusconi's brilliance and charm and ruthlessness. But it's just that one scene. Finally his wife breaks away and in this desperation he finally falls for the bait in the villa next door. But after so much moral corruption on show, he hardly seems worse than the rest of them. And maybe that's Sorrentino's point? We get the President we deserve, resemble, need to enable us?
Monday, December 31, 2018
ASSASSINATION NATION - Crimbo Binge-watch #5
Sunday, October 14, 2018
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU - BFI London Film Festival 2018 - Day Five
The result of all this is a film that doesn't have the attention span to mine any of its ideas properly - but just keeps throwing more and more outlandish scenarios at the wall. When it works it's great, but by the final half hour I had utterly lost interest in its absurdist premise. The tragedy is that writer-director Boots Riley goes so far beyond his original concern about code-switching that we kind of forget what point he was making. (As a side note, I thought it would have been FAR more effective to show actual code switching rather than the allegedly funny ruse of dubbing the black actors with actual white voices). I feel that Boots Riley has a lot that is vital and urgent to say, but that he needs a strong producer to really edit down his thoughts so that each film is powerful and memorable for a single strong idea. There's just waaaay to much happening here for it to be coherent.
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
WOMAN OF THE YEAR (1942)
LOST IN AMERICA (1985)
Wednesday, October 11, 2017
THE PARTY - Day 9 - BFI London Film Festival 2017
It would be unfair to reveal the plot twists and dramatic turns that propel this short film toward its dramatic conclusion. I was utterly surprised by all of them - particularly the last. But it felt to me that this film had it all - properly funny, but also with moments of real relationship trauma and deeply felt distress. In particular, the reaction of Martha to learning she's co-parenting triplets felt very raw and credible. The acting is also universally good, with Patricia Clarkson stealing the show with her nasty put-downs. I also loved Aleksei Rodionov's cinematography - effectively using lighting to create stark black and white contrast, and with a mobility and fluidity that kept this one-room drama feeling exciting and pacy. The music choices are also used to great effect - in one scene of near-death, the use of Dido's Lament had me corpsing too.
In the words of Meester Phil, this is a frankly delightful film. It's an unhinged expose of the middle class English suburban family and purported intellectuals.


















